[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8 |Rubberbandits - horse outside ]]


I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street\\
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me\\
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift\\
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin\\
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him\\
and Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru\\
so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside\\
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside\\
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside\\
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside\\
She said I don't believe ya\\
I said it's fuckin true\\
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992\\
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space\\
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face\\
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT\\
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me\\
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys\\
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these\\

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside\\
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside\\
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside\\
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside\\

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul\\
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal\\
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg\\
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke\\
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away\\
and just before I close the door I look at her and say\\
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course\\
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!\\

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside\\
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside\\
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside\\
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside\\